Relay Essay : So this is the plan..

So this is the plan:

1. Go into the dormitory and ring the emergency alarm bell of every floor.
2. When all students come out to the soccer field next to the dorm, pour a huge bag of flour at the center of the field from an airplane floating above the space.
3. Then throw some ostrich eggs from the rooftop of the dorm.
4. After that, pour Pasteur milk on top of everything, and make a huge dough.
5. The, like the water fight we do during 'MinjokJae', throw dough balls at each other. Be careful not to hit one's face! This is only the starting step for the "Big Graduation Mischief"..!
6. Then since everyone must have gotten all messed up by the dough, everybody scrapes the dough off their bodies into a huge pile.
7. The executive council takes the dough to the 12th floor of the dorm while everybody washes.
8. After everybody gathers in the gymnasium and the executive council brings in the bread.
9. Then begins the annual dare. Only the people with the most courage, strongest stomach and least rationality attempts at eating the bread baked from the dirty dough.
10. After one student succeeds in eating the bread, the rest of the students eat bread baked by the school bakers. This is the last time they can eat '혼정빵'.
11. Next, since everyone suffered here from some teachers, we should get a chance to reply them. Go to the lab and build the strongest slingshot possible. Then, visit your "favorite" teachers and go wham their faces with the leftover eggs remaining. What a pleasant surprise! We still have a long way to go.
12. This might be the most important part. It is called "fight or flight". Students should cover their whole body with things that were considered "illegal" or "against the school law". For example, women can wear pants, men and wear skirts and all students can wear ball caps, mufflers, earphones, slippers, colorful socks, and accessories. Of course, it is allowed to dye hair and do full makeup. Party time!!
13. Now that the school administrators have a reason to kick us out, we should prepare for the 'Grand Fight'. The department of broadcast will first make every electronic device go haywire so that the teachers cannot contact anyone outside for help.
14. The department of school library will bring out all the books from the library to build a barricade.
15. The department of physical education will recollect the slingshots and prepare for a heroic fight.
16. All the other students will build a giant raft that everyone can ride.
17. Make the slingshots work automatically.
18. When the huge raft is completed, let all students ride it and start moving the raft, utilizing the high altitude of the dorm, for the final escape from school as the best ending of our "Big Graduation Mischief"..!

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